{"id":2181,"date":"2017-12-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-07T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=2181"},"modified":"2021-05-18T11:16:37","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T16:16:37","slug":"incoming-firstsalute828","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=2181","title":{"rendered":"828. INCOMING First Salute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After weeks of learning military customs and traditions, you finally get a chance to use your newly learned salute for real &#8230; uh oh, here comes a real officer &#8230; I hope I don&#8217;t blow this &#8230; bring my arm up close to my body &#8230; he&#8217;s almost here &#8230; should I wait for him, no I&#8217;m supposed to go first &#8230; oh crap here goes &#8230;. #&amp;@*&amp;$^^$*@*!@9 son of a bitch!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2017-12-07-INCOMING_FirstSalute828.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"476\" src=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2017-12-07-INCOMING_FirstSalute828.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2017-12-07-INCOMING_FirstSalute828.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2017-12-07-INCOMING_FirstSalute828-300x286.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2017-12-07-INCOMING_FirstSalute828-315x300.jpg 315w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After weeks of learning military customs and traditions, you finally get a chance to use your newly learned salute for real &#8230; uh oh, here comes a real officer &#8230; I hope I don&#8217;t blow this &#8230; bring my arm &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=2181\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2181"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2181"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3309,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2181\/revisions\/3309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}