{"id":2536,"date":"2020-02-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-01T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=2536"},"modified":"2021-05-18T09:12:14","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T14:12:14","slug":"incoming-tossedcookies987","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=2536","title":{"rendered":"987. Tossed Cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes in the heat of battle you get so scared you toss your cookies \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 not vomiting but actually throwing your cookies at the enemy! Just kidding \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 use the sausage patties from the chow hall, they&#8217;re like hockey pucks! Have a great weekend and thanks for stopping by the site.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2020-02-01-INCOMING_TossedCookies987-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"547\" src=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2020-02-01-INCOMING_TossedCookies987-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2020-02-01-INCOMING_TossedCookies987-1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2020-02-01-INCOMING_TossedCookies987-1-274x300.jpg 274w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes in the heat of battle you get so scared you toss your cookies \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 not vomiting but actually throwing your cookies at the enemy! Just kidding \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 use the sausage patties from the chow hall, they&#8217;re like hockey pucks! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=2536\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2536"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2536"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2536\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2961,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2536\/revisions\/2961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}