{"id":658,"date":"2011-03-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=658"},"modified":"2021-05-20T09:44:00","modified_gmt":"2021-05-20T14:44:00","slug":"incoming-smokebreak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=658","title":{"rendered":"220. Smoke Break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to know where this dude keeps his smokes. They must be fold up type cigarettes that he can take out when allowed to smoke. Could you just imagine the look a DI would give this idiot &#8230; the glare as he walks over and puts that Yogi Bear hat into the recruit&#8217;s forehead &#8230; as the recruit feels the wet spittle from the DI&#8217;s mouth &#8230; as his ears ring from the string of obscenities spewing from it. <\/p>\n<p>Man, I&#8217;m glad I gave up smoking years ago. Have  great weekend and come back soon!!!<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2011-03-11-INCOMING_SmokeBreak.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"400\" height=\"467\" src=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2011-03-11-INCOMING_SmokeBreak.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2011-03-11-INCOMING_SmokeBreak.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/2011-03-11-INCOMING_SmokeBreak-257x300.jpg 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d like to know where this dude keeps his smokes. They must be fold up type cigarettes that he can take out when allowed to smoke. Could you just imagine the look a DI would give this idiot &#8230; the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/?p=658\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4605,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions\/4605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johnsheppardcartoons.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}